First of all, I want to apologize to my friends and family and coworkers and colleagues near and far; some (most) of the content of this post may have been (definitely was) borrowed (stolen) from our conversations. Has it really only been a week since we've been asked to practice social distancing? It feels like it's been a year, doesn't it? Americans are the actual worst at being told not to do something, aren't we? We basically invented First World Problems and the first time we're told not to go out to eat or not to hang out on the beach or to avoid groups of more than ten people, we literally can't. And just one week of this has already affected me so much. If I watch anything on TV that